Everything's Embarrassing

There's No More Boardwalk

Some of my favorite times on and under the pier...

A Starling Is Born?

Thrilling moment for Pirates fans as top prospect Starling Marte goes deep on his first career pitch.

Hawkeye + Cora 4Ever

"What are you looking at, Sir?"
"I'm looking at you, Miss"

Clams and Can

Roasted clams and Fosters Oil Can at The Ivy League, Howell, NJ.

RIP Pedro Borbon

 December 2, 1946 – June 4, 2012

Devils In Six!

RIP Donna

Heaven knows
it's not the way it should be and
heaven knows
it's not the way it could be
don't you know
there's no need to leave
 

Got Garlic?

Chicken and Shrimp in Garlic Sauce from Iberia, Newark NJ

Kill For Love

Great song from Chromatics from Portland, Oregon

Easter Lasagna

Doris & Rock 4Ever

Andrew In Drag

A pity she does not exist
A shame he’s not a fag
The only girl I ever loved was
Andrew in drag

There is no hope of love for me
From here on I'll go stag
The only girl I’ll ever love is
Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Yeah

I don’t know why I even went
It’s really not my bag
Just thought it might be funny to see
Andrew in drag

The moment he walked on the stage
My tail began to wag
Wag like a little wiener dog for
Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Yeah

I’ve always been a ladies’ man
And I don’t have to brag
But I become a momma’s boy for
Andrew in drag

I’d sign away my trust fund
I would even sell the Jag
If I could spend my misspent youth with
Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Yeah

So stick him in a dress and
He’s the only boy I’d shag
The only boy I’d anything is
Andrew in drag

I’ll never see that girl again
He did it as a gag
I’ll pine away forevermore for
Andrew in drag

God Help The Girl

There is no way I'm looking for a boyfriend
There is no way I'm looking for a scene
I need to save some dough
I'm a working girl, you know
I'll fend attention off I keep to myself

I love my room, I'm getting used to sleeping
Some nights I really like to lie awake
I hear the midnight birds
The message in their words
The dawn will touch me in a way a boy could never touch
Their promise never meant so much to me

You have been warned, I'm born to be contrary
Backward at school, I wrote from right to left
Teacher never cared for me
Preacher said a prayer for me
God help the girl, she needs all the help she can get

I sit for hours just waiting for his phone call
I'll leave the chocolate hidden in the fridge
I'll play his messages
Analyze his intonation
Please stop me there, I'm even boring myself

I think of him when I'm doing the dishes
I think of him while looking in the sink
This ain't no play on words
My love for him is absurd
If he gave me a sign I'd think about it for a week
I'd build it up and then I'd turn him down

The Blog Is Dead, Boys

The Queen is Dead

Phil + Rita 4Ever

It took awhile, but Phil finally landed Rita in Groundhog Day

I'll Be Your Plastic Toy

Listen to the girl
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive
Beehive
It's good, so good, it's so good
So good

Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that
I can do
That I can do for you
For you

I'll be your plastic toy
I'll be your plastic toy
For you

Eating up the scum
Is the hardest thing for
Me to do

Just like honey (x 17)

Keep Shelly in Athens cover TJMC

Alba + Natasha 4Ever

Damn you Sundance Channel - keeping me up late at nite watching Alba and Natasha share the love that dare not speak its name in Room In Rome

New Tennis

Dig the black & white; love Alaina

New Chairlift

SOMETHING Album Sampler by Chairlift

Not quite as catchy as this nugget:

New Miike Snow

V + Evey 4Ever

V for Vendetta 2006

What Do You Want To Be?

I want to be a Playboy’s bunny
I’d do whatever they asked me to
I’d meet people with lots of money
and they would love me
like I loved you

I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
I’d throw away this old sedate dress
slip into something a tad more sheer

I want to be an artist’s model
an odalisque, au naturel
I should be good at spin-the-bottle
while I’ve still got something
left to sell

I want to be a cobra dancer
with Little Willie between my thighs
I may not find a cure for cancer
But I’ll meet plenty of single guys

I want to be a brothel worker
I’ve always been treated like one
If I could be a back-street lurker
I'd make more money
and have more fun

I want to be a dominatrix
which isn’t like me, but I can dream
learn S, and M,
and all those gay tricks
And men will pay me to
make them scream

I want to be a porno starlet
(for that I'll wait till Mama’s dead)
I'll see my name in lights of scarlet
and get to spend every day in bed

I want to be a tattooed lady
dedicated, as I am, to art
Characters bold, complex and shady
will write my memoirs
across my heart.

NYE 2011 Playlist

Wow 81 Songs, 5.2 hrs!

Track – Artist *-Song of the Year Nominee

Celestica – Crystal Castles
Still Sound – Toro y Moi
All Day – The Concretes
Sutphin Boulevard – Blood Orange*
How Deep Is Your Love – The Rapture
Midnight City – M83
Belong – The Pains of Being Young at Heart*
Abducted – Cults*
Blown Minded – Young Galaxy
Strangelove – Bat for Lashes
I Wanna Be Adored – The Raveonettes
Sprawl II – Arcade Fire
Video Games – Lana Del Rey*
You Know What I Mean – Cults
An Argument With Myself – Jens Lekman*
The Walk – Meyer Hawthorne*
Telling (What’s Wrong With Me) – Blood Orange*
Feel It All Around – Washed Out
Shake It Out – Florence & The Machine
I Follow Rivers – Lykke Li
Keep You – Class Actress
Slow - Twin Shadow
Hits Me Like A Rock - CSS
Super Bass – Nicki Minaj
Just Can’t Get Enough – Black Eyed Peas
All of the Lights – Kanye West
Good Feeling – Flo Rida
You Be Killin’ ‘Em – Fabolous
Tongue Tied – Grouplove
Bedroom Eyes – Dum Dum Girls
I Want You – Summer Camp
If You Want It – TV Girl
Avi – Grimes
Mornin’ – Star Slinger
Girl I Love You – Massive Attack
Thrills – Cake
Simple Girl – Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
South Carolina – Tennis
Don’t Gotta Work It Out – Fitz & The Tantrums
Every Night My Teeth Are Falling Out – The Antlers
The Place Where You Belong – Lemonade
Molly’s Vertigo – Acrylics
Eyes Be Closed – Washed Out
Good Evening – The Concretes
Bronx Sniper – Mister Heavenly
Forget That You’re Young – The Raveonettes
Wolves at the Door – David Bazan
Lost Weekend – Art Brut
Not In Love – Crystal Castles
Money – The Drums
Oh Those Eyes – Dum Dum Girls
The Comeback – Shout Out Louds
My Mistakes Were Made For You – The Last Shadow Puppets
Secret Meeting – The National
Black Cab – Jens Lekman
Catastrophe – Rainer Maria
Babyface – The Elected
Do You Remember The First Time – Pulp
Pigeons – The Hundred In The Hands
Fit But You Know It – The Streets
Polish Girl – Neon Indian
Blue Jeans – Lana Del Rey
Still Life – The Horrors
Honey Bunny – Girls
Winter Beats – I Break Horses
Coming Down – Dum Dum Girls
I Can See Through You – The Horrors
President of What? – Death Cab For Cutie
That’s My Baby – Sleeper Agent
Irresistible Force – Jane’s Addiction
The Cold Part – Modest Mouse
Origins – Tennis
Born To Die – Lana Del Rey
5 O’Clock – T-Pain w. Whiz Khalifa, Lily Allen
Cannons – Youth Lagoon
Somebody That I Used To Know – Gotye
Peripheral Visionaries – Young Galaxy